Jimmy Garoppolo

May 2024 · 13 minute read

The hottest player in the NFL today. Break me off some of THAT!

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by Anonymousreply 153June 22, 2022 10:51 PM

That killer smile can melt steel

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by Anonymousreply 1April 29, 2016 1:02 AM

Doesn't swallow? Or does he just like to play with it?

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by Anonymousreply 2April 29, 2016 1:03 AM

But then again, how does he compare to Joey Bosa?

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by Anonymousreply 5April 29, 2016 1:10 AM

r5: there's no comparison.

by Anonymousreply 9April 29, 2016 2:19 AM

Jimmy at last year's combine

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by Anonymousreply 11April 29, 2016 3:06 AM

I'll just leave this right here...

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by Anonymousreply 13April 29, 2016 3:08 AM

What does the player with the womanly ass think of him?

by Anonymousreply 15April 29, 2016 3:15 AM

I need him and JJ Watt to toss me around like a chew toy.

by Anonymousreply 16April 29, 2016 3:17 AM

I'm sure he loves attention from his gay fans.

by Anonymousreply 17April 29, 2016 5:12 AM

R17, your post comes across as skeptical, but come now, in this day and age, would it really surprise you if it does?

by Anonymousreply 18April 29, 2016 5:19 AM

He doesn't wipe properly.

by Anonymousreply 19April 29, 2016 5:25 AM

Tom Daley, who needs to stand in two places at the same time to cast a shadow? Gurl, please.

by Anonymousreply 22April 29, 2016 8:14 PM

Joey Bosa looks like a weasel

by Anonymousreply 25May 1, 2016 9:58 PM

He is damn near perfect and getting better all the time.

by Anonymousreply 26May 1, 2016 10:07 PM

He's OK for a white adjacent guy

by Anonymousreply 27May 1, 2016 10:26 PM

Goodness, those LEGS! Those thighs could take (and give!) life.

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by Anonymousreply 28May 1, 2016 11:14 PM

[quote] He's OK for a white adjacent guy

OMG, I was thinking and going to post the same thing!

by Anonymousreply 30May 2, 2016 2:31 AM

Well r30, they are on-trend.

by Anonymousreply 31May 2, 2016 4:08 AM

[quote] they are on-trend

Any examples of "them"?

by Anonymousreply 32May 2, 2016 4:09 AM

Have Russell Wilson and Aaron Rodgers tapped that yet?

by Anonymousreply 33May 2, 2016 4:16 AM

Yes, but how does he compare to Arthur Lynch?

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by Anonymousreply 35September 13, 2016 10:58 PM

[quote] Any examples of "them"?

Anyone who isn't some pasty, ghost-skinned WASP apparently.

by Anonymousreply 36September 13, 2016 11:01 PM

Too young, muscular and good looking. Not my type.

by Anonymousreply 37September 13, 2016 11:02 PM

Show us those pearly whites, baby

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by Anonymousreply 38September 13, 2016 11:03 PM

Stud train. I'll take the caboose.

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by Anonymousreply 43September 13, 2016 11:07 PM

Oh Lord Jesus, yes please.

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by Anonymousreply 45September 13, 2016 11:08 PM

On the beach with a buddy

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by Anonymousreply 47September 13, 2016 11:17 PM

You're right OP.

This dude is hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 50September 13, 2016 11:48 PM

Fits right in with the stable of Patriots hotties

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by Anonymousreply 52September 14, 2016 12:03 AM

His teammate Julian Edelman is HAF too!

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by Anonymousreply 55September 14, 2016 12:18 AM

I love it when he does the charity thing. Makes me hard.

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by Anonymousreply 57September 14, 2016 12:20 AM

Sure, Jimmy is smoking hot, but if he's straight, why bother thinking about him? Just a waste of time and mental energy.

by Anonymousreply 58September 14, 2016 12:23 AM

Of course he's straight! Who doesn't like big titties?!

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by Anonymousreply 59September 14, 2016 12:27 AM

Tom Brady must be soooo jealous

by Anonymousreply 60September 14, 2016 1:18 AM

He's too damn hot. If I ever see him on the street I would give him a high five.

by Anonymousreply 61September 14, 2016 2:33 AM

R61, is the high five to congratulate him for being hot?

by Anonymousreply 63September 14, 2016 1:29 PM

[quote]Sure, Jimmy is smoking hot, but if he's straight, why bother thinking about him? Just a waste of time and mental energy.

By your logic, If he was gay, why bother thinking about him? You have about the same chance of hooking up with him.

aka Shut up.

by Anonymousreply 65September 14, 2016 6:37 PM

Some of you guys are really desperate. This is just a bland Italian guy.

by Anonymousreply 68September 15, 2016 4:20 PM

BLAND? I don't think you know what bland means. Tom Brady is bland. Jimmy Garoppolo is the polar opposite of bland.

We're not nearly as desperate as your comment though.

by Anonymousreply 69September 15, 2016 4:29 PM

Shame on your [bold]HEAD,[/bold] R68.

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by Anonymousreply 70September 15, 2016 4:39 PM

Some hulking brute hurt my Jimmy yesterday. Grrrr!

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by Anonymousreply 72September 19, 2016 8:25 AM

Will jimmy's momma kill that brute? Order a hit on him?

by Anonymousreply 73September 19, 2016 8:37 AM

The Patriots are now desperate to find a substitute QB for the next two games until Brady is allowed to play again.

by Anonymousreply 75September 19, 2016 9:08 AM

The Garoppolo Brothers - HOT!!! Very good genes.

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by Anonymousreply 76September 19, 2016 1:51 PM

R76, so many adjacents so little time.

by Anonymousreply 78September 19, 2016 1:54 PM

4 bros around the same age?? Jesus, the smell of jizz in that house

by Anonymousreply 80September 19, 2016 3:22 PM

You know 1 of them at least is gay.

by Anonymousreply 81September 19, 2016 3:25 PM

I offered to give him some massages to help the pain go away

by Anonymousreply 82September 19, 2016 7:56 PM

i'd suck the cream from his cannoli

by Anonymousreply 83September 19, 2016 11:15 PM

Their mother probably had to wash quite a few stiff socks! Poor woman.

by Anonymousreply 84September 20, 2016 1:34 AM

What does jizz smell like anyway?

by Anonymousreply 85September 20, 2016 3:00 AM

Like jimmy garoppolo's sweaty jockstrap

by Anonymousreply 86September 20, 2016 5:53 AM

I'm pleasantly surprised by this Arthur Lynch fellow, geeky name and all. He sort of reminds me of a young Lou Gehrig, all thighs and a shy, sweet nature.

by Anonymousreply 87September 20, 2016 3:54 PM

You mean this heavy-thighed, heavy-bulged, Arthur Lynch, R87? Yep, he's a meaty mouthful for sure!

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by Anonymousreply 88September 20, 2016 4:01 PM

Arthur Lynch is FIIIIIINE

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by Anonymousreply 89September 20, 2016 4:02 PM

^ Yes, he is, Timmy! And here's a thread for this sexy dude, because he surely deserves it.

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by Anonymousreply 90September 20, 2016 4:11 PM

The hottest manly man on any sports field today, heal that shoulder !

by Anonymousreply 92September 20, 2016 4:44 PM

I want his cum inside me.

by Anonymousreply 93September 20, 2016 4:47 PM

[quote]This is just a bland Italian guy.

Snort. Yeah, I'm sure you turn down guys as hot as him on a regular basis...

by Anonymousreply 95September 20, 2016 5:14 PM

[quote]I want his cum inside me.

I want my cum inside [italic]him.[/italic] Also dripping down that beautiful face.

by Anonymousreply 97September 20, 2016 11:20 PM

I bet Jimmy takes a load like a champ!

by Anonymousreply 98September 21, 2016 12:18 AM

R72, I pray he has a good nurse.

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by Anonymousreply 99September 21, 2016 6:47 AM

R99 is why we can't have nice things

by Anonymousreply 100September 21, 2016 7:05 AM

This gorgeous hunk of manmeat is coming to SF. WOOT! Now maybe I'll get a chance to suck the warm cream out of his fat cannoli.

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by Anonymousreply 101October 31, 2017 6:46 PM

Poor thing and all his brain damage. He'll be drooling out his breakfast in no time,

by Anonymousreply 103October 31, 2017 6:54 PM

R103 he hasn't played enough to get any kind of damage. Many of us here in New England are very sad to see this hunk of man leave our region.

Best of luck and many wins in SF, Jimmy!!

by Anonymousreply 104October 31, 2017 7:29 PM

Someone out there will have to let us know if this San Francisco Treat gets spotted at places catering to a male point of view!

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by Anonymousreply 105October 31, 2017 7:32 PM

The Patriots really have, or had, the best looking overall team. I have a soft soft for Edelman, I must admit. This guy is really good looking and seems to have a sweet personality. Too bad the Jets didn't get him.

by Anonymousreply 106November 1, 2017 10:35 PM

Gorgeous Italian Garoppolo snatched up Colin "Take A Knee" Kaepernicks job.

BWAHAHAHAHA

by Anonymousreply 108November 1, 2017 10:57 PM

Uh, it's not his job since he's not with the niners anymore

by Anonymousreply 109November 2, 2017 1:39 AM

You should see Joey's brother[05], Nick! Now playing for the 49ers and was a #1 pick! He is single and doesn't have a GF as of this writing. (Here's hoping?)

by Anonymousreply 110January 24, 2020 1:33 AM

He looks like that Aaron Samuels guy from Mean Girls, if he took steroids

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by Anonymousreply 111January 24, 2020 1:40 AM

[59] jimmy is beast friends with Tommy-read his Tweets/Insta. and also with Julian Edelman! He had a brief fling with Alexa King while a Pat and an 'encounter' with a porn queen, named Mia (& 15 years older than him!) AND AS OF NOW (2020), he still is single. (However, since he is a hot looking hunk (and a bachelor) the franchise will not allow him to remain without a GF-so expect him to be doing the PDA thing in due time and even an engagement, ala JJ Watt!)

by Anonymousreply 112February 27, 2020 6:57 PM

[quote]You should see Joey's brother[05], Nick! Now playing for the 49ers and was a #1 pick! He is single and doesn't have a GF as of this writing. (Here's hoping?)

Yeah, and Twitter revealed that he’s also a racist and a homophobe, which immediately nullifies any hotness he might have had.

by Anonymousreply 113February 27, 2020 7:13 PM

Thanks to whoever revived the thread on Jimmy and his lurvely eyes & smile.

by Anonymousreply 114February 27, 2020 7:28 PM

since he and Nick Bosa are single (and without a gf in sight!) my fantasy would be for the two of them to Hookup and do the PDA thing!

by Anonymousreply 116March 13, 2020 8:21 PM

I don't think he's good looking

His face also looks deformed in pictures

by Anonymousreply 117March 13, 2020 8:28 PM

Let’s see what you look like.

by Anonymousreply 118March 13, 2020 8:35 PM

I hope Jimmy doesn't catch the Coronavirus!

by Anonymousreply 119March 19, 2020 11:33 PM

This thread is appearing right underneath "Guys seeing your brother naked" for me. Has Jimmy seen his brothers naked? And vice versa?

by Anonymousreply 120March 19, 2020 11:49 PM

Why would he want a girlfriend when he is a famous young athlete who is handsome, wealthy and built? He can get as much sex as he wants without the hassles and expense of having to placate some shrew for sexual privileges.

by Anonymousreply 121March 20, 2020 1:01 AM

Delicious and divine 😘🔥

by Anonymousreply 122March 20, 2020 1:04 AM

Too bad he only likes porn stars. Female ones.

by Anonymousreply 123March 20, 2020 1:28 AM

That olive skin. That dark hair. We're lucky to have such a stunner.

by Anonymousreply 124March 20, 2020 1:35 AM

You couldn't pick a more perfect quarterback for San Francisco. One that every Frau, basic bitch, twink, professonal gay, tech gay, curious Dudebro and ancient queen would wanna bag. Hopefully he is open to all of of them.

by Anonymousreply 125March 20, 2020 1:48 AM

he's definitely keeping his sexuality under the Radar. His PR team (I think so) had him date an aging prono queen which set off a furor among his followers.Ever since, the questions about his sexuality have almost ceased, and at most, they (fans) seem to accept the fact that he is bi, but NOT gay! Time will tell, but if he doesn't soon do the PDA thing or is seen dating some model or starlet, the mill will be grinding out more gay rumors. So Jimmy, if, per chance, you are reading this get busy and find yourself a 'beard!'lol.

by Anonymousreply 126April 9, 2020 9:25 PM

He’s known as being bi?

by Anonymousreply 127April 10, 2020 4:24 PM

R126 please don't tease all the thirsty queens like that.

by Anonymousreply 128April 11, 2020 1:29 AM

I don't get all the lemmings falling in going nuts about this guy. So many other hotter, more handsome jocks on the field out there. He's kind of dork-faced.

by Anonymousreply 129April 11, 2020 4:05 AM

Are you a lesbian R129? Just curious.

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by Anonymousreply 130April 11, 2020 4:14 AM

We all love a big Italian sausage.

by Anonymousreply 131April 11, 2020 4:17 AM

I fantasize about him fucking me missionary style first and then from behind after that. I want I’m to fuck me so hard I can’t walk afterwards.🍆👹🥵👨🏻‍🦽

by Anonymousreply 132April 20, 2020 6:56 PM

Those big italian balls bouncing against your taint.

by Anonymousreply 133April 20, 2020 7:49 PM

Does Jimmy like to have his ass 🍑 eaten out?

by Anonymousreply 134December 4, 2020 6:37 AM

[105] he hooked up with an aging porn star (15 y/older!)- which in subsequent posts from him, indicates it was a 'life lesson' for him and regretted it! (Methinks this was staged by the PR team of the 49ners, to stave off those nasty rumors he might be light in those loafers?) But whether or not he is gay, he comes from a loving background of family and friends; is not stuck on himself and is well liked by his teammates!

by Anonymousreply 135December 18, 2020 8:05 PM

I think he is totally hot. For those of you who don’t think he’s handsome well I do. I also like the way he is with this family.

by Anonymousreply 137December 18, 2020 10:25 PM

He is very good looking though he can look a reptilian/velacoraptorish is some photos.

by Anonymousreply 138December 19, 2020 12:23 AM

would like to see him and nick bosa 'team' up! They would make a hot couple!, no?

by Anonymousreply 139February 19, 2021 8:21 PM

his bro, Nick is hunkier! (Nick is in a relationship, now, with that TIC-TOK fame thirsty presenter Jenni Berman. No doubt he will announce their engagement by Christmas!) Nick you can do better!

by Anonymousreply 140October 29, 2021 2:08 AM

I think he might be asexual! He's a mama boy; close knit family and has a circle of friends he hangs out with when he visits his parents! He goes out 'clubbing' with some of his teammates (in SF) is extroverted when with them and seems to have a ball! From the photos taken when 'clubbing' there is no evidence of women! He dresses 'grunge' washed out jeans with multiple cuts (bet they cost a pretty penny to get that 'look'!). However, his PR team will be hooking him up with some 'Beard' (maybe Olivia?) if the gay rumors get thick and heavy (after all he's got to protect his image with the ladies and his endorsements (MONEY!)

by Anonymousreply 141November 1, 2021 4:54 AM

[quote] He's a mama boy

He's Eyetalian it's a given

by Anonymousreply 143June 3, 2022 5:08 AM

He’s looking a little too old for his age. He looks 41 like a hot 41

by Anonymousreply 144June 3, 2022 5:46 AM

Might look 41 to you, but I’d still fuck that hunk of a man.

by Anonymousreply 145June 3, 2022 12:13 PM

I’d definitely fuck him too.

by Anonymousreply 146June 3, 2022 8:32 PM

Holy shit. This post is from 2016.

by Anonymousreply 148June 3, 2022 9:36 PM

He's only 30, with big low hangers that need to be licked every night.

by Anonymousreply 149June 3, 2022 9:45 PM

No, he’s Italian, r150.

by Anonymousreply 151June 3, 2022 10:19 PM

[quote] his bro, Nick is hunkier!

Yet you provide no evidence. Suspicious.

by Anonymousreply 152June 3, 2022 10:20 PM

Do you think it's already time to think he might be a closet case? Or does he still needs more time to find his "ideal chick"?

by Anonymousreply 153June 22, 2022 10:51 PM

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